Memorable Message Board Posts
Posted by Paul Rudoff on January 14, 1998:
(on the old "Ghostbusters/Spook Central Message Board")
Why don't any of the EGB's customers complain about them being kids?
For instance, this SHOULD happen:
[the EGBs enter the building]
|Where's the ghost problem?|
|Who the hell are you guys?|
|We're the Ghostbusters.|
|No you're not. You're just a bunch of kids. I want the REAL
|Hey, man. We ARE the real Ghostbusters.|
|How old are you guys?|
|Ah, we're 17 and 18 ...|
|17 AND 18 YEARS OLD!!! Why aren't you in school? I'm not letting a bunch of immature, school drop-outs run around my store with their high-tech pea-shooters. Now all of you get out of here and don't come back until you have notes from your parents.|
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