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The Ghostbusters Parody You KNEW Was Coming

PermalinkBy Paul Rudoff on Sep. 8, 2017 at 2:35 PM , Categories: Ghostbusters 1, Home Video, 2016 Parody Remake
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Ever since the gimmick of an all-female Ghostbusters was announced, I knew what would come from it. Surprisingly, it was not the "all girl" feature I expected. Brazzers, a well-known company that specializes in these types of videos, released a Ghostbusters adult parody last year that is kinda, sort of, not really based on Paul Feig's film. I know what you're thinking? Wasn't there already a Ghostbusters adult parody? Yes, Hustler made one in 2011, which I reviewed (and was later quoted in the official press release). That wasn't even the first one based on the original Ghostbusters.

I'll try to keep this review as clean as possible (there will be some mild words and cartoon genitals), but it IS a porn film, so if that offends, don't continue any further. Also, I'm reviewing the movie itself (as posted on the website last year), and not the DVD, so there will be no mention of bonus features (if the DVD has any) or anything like that. I will assume that the DVD contains the complete movie, which was originally released on the website in four parts.

To give you a taste of what's to come, let's look at the official PG trailer for "Ghostbusters: XXX Parody" that's been uploaded to YouTube. There's no nudity or sex in it, but it does have some curse words.


Yeah, the trailer is a parody of the first trailer for Ghostbusters (2016). That's a nice touch, and gives me hope that this parody will be decent, for what it is.

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The 2 hour 20 minute movie opens with an upshot of an apartment building (I wonder why they thought of that) in which a young woman is being seduced by an invisible man sleeping in her bed. Well, actually, he's hovering above her bed with an erect penis. That makes this a hard one to screencap "clean" :-) Anyway, as you can guess, he becomes a corporal entity and we get...


...a title and a theme song. This knockoff actually sounds more like Michael Jackson's "Bad" than Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters".

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SEX SCENE #1 - Monique Alexander and Keiran Lee (24:04)

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It seems that everyone is using their stage names as their character names (their stage surnames all appear on their jumpsuits), so I will refer to them as such. I also won't comment much on the scene contents (that will be saved for an explicit review on an appropriate website), but I will say that it looks like this movie will follow the modern "norm" of porn where women are treated more like pieces of meat to cram things into rather than willing participants who enjoy the act. The only other thing I will note is that a few times the scene cuts to Monique "simulating" the sex acts without the guy there, so as to show what it looks to an "outsider" because he's invisible.

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The scene turns out to be a flashback of Monique telling the story to a group of male Ghostbusters (Xander Corvis, Sean Lawless, Charles Dera, and Isiah Maxwell), all of whom work out of a firehouse with a "no female ghost" logo on the outside that Kevin obviously designed. The guys laugh at her, taunting her to start her own team. I think you can see where this is going.

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It's worth noting that some attention was made to the props. The jumpsuits and Proton Packs look very much like the real thing. They're not exact, of course, but I think they would get in legal trouble with Sony if they were exact, anyway.

In the multi-part website version, there is where Part 1 ends and Part 2 begins. I assume that on the DVD it's all one seamless movie.

Without any further backstory, we jump to the newly-formed team of female Busters (Monique Alexander, Nikki Benz, Romi Rain, Ana Foxxx) at the house of some guy in distress. He remarks that they're not the guys he called, to which Monique replies, "We're even better. We're the Nutbusters." Okay, stop right there. I can look past the whole lack of backstory on this new team; where the other three ladies came from, why they have those uniforms, and so on. I just can't get past that name. While I get what the name is in reference to, what the Hell does it mean in the context of this movie? If they're a team who busts ghosts, why not go with a name indicative of that? Let's assume the guys have the name "Ghostbusters" trademarked, so why not call your team "Ghost Smashers" or something with "ghosts" in the title?

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I'd like to think that this is some clever inside joke/reference to one of the early Ghostbusters adult parodies, Muffia's "Nutbusters" from 2009. In fact, this new team of Nutbusters even dresses like the team in the Muffia movie.

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Nutbusters (2009)

Anyway, the guy is hoping that the Nutbusters can help deal with his possessed wife, who's upstairs in the bedroom. As they head upstairs, we see that the Nutbusters also have Proton Packs (with cyclotron chaser-ish lights!). Some rather comically oversized Proton Packs, but Proton Packs nonetheless. Since they're the same ones we saw in the male Busters headquarters, it would seem that the ladies are thieves.

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They find the possessed wife (Abigail Mac), tied to the bed shouting sexual comments to all of them. Monique determines that she's horny, not possessed, and tells her teammates to escort the husband downstairs while she and Romi attend to the missus.

SEX SCENE #2 - Abigail Mac, Monique Alexander, and Romi Rain (17:36)

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The trio downstairs hears Monique and Romi "exorcising" the demon out of Abigail, which leaves them feeling "awkward". The ladies feel that they should "do something", and since they both think that the husband is kinda cute, they decide to go above and beyond their usual level of service.

SEX SCENE #3 - Ana Foxxx, Nikki Benz, and Michael Vegas (20:19)

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Right about now, I think the husband is glad that the female Busters stole the call from the male Busters. Otherwise, this would be a completely different kind of porno. Once the job is done, they all meet back up in the bedroom, where they discover that the house is still haunted - by the ghost of Keiran Lee (from Scene #1). They chase after him.

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In the multi-part website version, there is where Part 2 ends and Part 3 begins. I assume that on the DVD it's all one seamless movie.

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Meanwhile, back at male Buster HQ, the guys are mad because "those bitches actually went out and started their own crew". To put that in Paul Feig speak, "Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts." The Nutbusters actually made the front page of Brazzers magazine (in a photo taken in the male Busters HQ, no less!). I have to wonder if the "special services" they performed for their last clients helped to get them more business. Sean goes on to say, "Seriously, though, an all-female team busting ghosts? That's the stupidiest thing I ever heard of!" A funny little jab at Feig's film. This all leads to some in-fighting amongst the crew. Anyway, Xander answers a call with "Nutbusters", which means that both the male and female teams have that stupid name. Okay, I'm just gonna roll with it...

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They got a call, so cue the not-so-soundalike of "Cleanin' Up The Town".


They arrive in the ballroom of some unnammed hotel. Looks like we're gonna see the guys in action in a semi-parody of the original Ghostbusters ballroom scene. Instead of Slimer, they will face off against what the subtitle calls, The Bukkake Bride. Well, she's just as slimy.

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The flowers are...nowhere to be found!

SEX SCENE #4 - Veronica Avluv, Sean Lawless, Charles Dera, and Isiah Maxwell (33:30)

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Xander, the "Egon" of the group, does not feel that they should be fornicating with the ghost bride, so he does not participate in the sex scene. After they "slime the ghost", they put her in a rather large ghost trap (what is it with these comically oversized props?), and do their own spin on the "We came, we saw..." line.

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In the multi-part website version, there is where Part 3 ends and Part 4 begins. I assume that on the DVD it's all one seamless movie.

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The guys come back from their experience in the ballroom, talking about needing ghost condoms and almost crossing streams, to find that their headquarters is haunted by Keiran Lee's ghost. The "one that got away" from Monique's bedroom and the house of the horny possessed couple.

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Cut to the female Busters headquarters, which is also a firehouse. What is it with Busters and firehouses? Instead of a "no female ghost" logo, theirs is adorned with a "no male ghost" logo that features a yellow circle and a ghost that looks suspiciously like Rowan from the Feig film. Of course, where the guy's logo had her breasts on display, the ladies' logo has his penis hanging out.

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While the exterior says "firehouse" (somewhat literally, as you can read text on the building that says, "HFD Fire Dept"), the interior screams "office building". Looks like the females are doing better than the males.

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The ladies get the call to help the guys, who are scared spitless, hiding under a table from Keiran's well-endowed spirit. The ladies save the day and trap that troublesome specter. Geez, ladies saving weak, pathetic guys... maybe Paul Feig wrote this movie, too. Anyone know if he also uses the pseudonym Leon Mickles? The guys show their gratitude in the only way guys in porn know how to do.

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SEX SCENE #5 - Monique Alexander, Nikki Benz, Romi Rain, Ana Foxxx, Xander Corvus, Sean Lawless, Charles Dera, and Isiah Maxwell (30:42)

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After everybody has a turn with each other, the phone rings. Monique and Xander both quickly run to be the first to answer it. The Nutbusters are on the case!

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The thing to understand about this "movie" is that like the 2009 "Nutbusters", it was really just meant as a bunch of scenes made for individual purchase, although there is a little bit of a plot to tie them all together. That connective tissue is thin, and that's a shame because while it's nice that the sex scenes are of considerable length, I would have preferred a bit more plot. This is actually the kind of plot the Feig film should have had, if he wanted to have an all-female team. Instead of starting over, have them come in as rivals to the males, and then in the end, they all work together and form one super-team. Maybe not with an orgy (though I'm sure Jillian Holtzmann would be up for some girl/girl), but with some other kind of apocalyptic event. I guess that kind of thing only happens in the comics.

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IDW's Ghostbusters 101, Issue #3

As I've been mentioning throughout this review, "Ghostbusters: XXX Parody" is available on DVD. Because I don't want to link to porn sites, if you're interested in buying it, you know how to use Google. Brazzers also has a SpreadShirt shop where they sell merch with the topless female no ghost logo on it.

Do be aware that another company called Baby Doll Pictures also released a DVD in 2016 titled "This Isn't Ghostbusters: A XXX Parody". The "A" is misplaced, as it should be titled, "This Isn't A Ghostbusters XXX Parody" because it is really a 2008 movie called "Ghost Whispers" (originally released by Sex Line Sinema) that has nothing to do with Ghostbusters. To make matters worse, the DVD is 4:3 Letterbox! I don't know if the original "Ghost Whispers" DVD was properly 16:9 Widescreen or if it was also Letterbox. Either way, DON'T buy the Baby Doll Pictures "Ghostbusters Parody" DVD!!!!!

Finally, here are some 3600x2400 official photos from the Brazzers production to download.

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2 comments

Comment from: Sumgui [Visitor]
Ghostbusters Parody? You mean that film that came out last year by that Fage guy?
Sep. 9, 2017 @ 02:33
Comment from: Paul Rudoff [Member] Email
I was actually going to call this "a parody of a parody", but some people get offended if I point out that Feig's movie is a parody, so I left that out to "keep the peace" :-)
Sep. 11, 2017 @ 17:35

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