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PermalinkBy Paul Rudoff on Jan. 24, 2010 at 2:00 AM , Categories: Miscellaneous
GHOSTBUSTERS PORN! Now that I have your attention... and hopefully lots of Google hits. With a title like that, it should come as no surprise that this post will be about adult subject matter. Although there is very little human nudity (anything that shows nudity will be labeled as such), and you will not find any hardcore sexual imagery involving real people in this post (only drawings), this is NOT A POST FOR THE KIDDIES. Since outside links may contain uncensored hardcore content, you are advised to only click on links pointing to pages outside of this site if you are willing to possibly view uncensored adult material. By clicking on the link to view this entire post (or reading any further), you hereby state to me that you wish to read about and view such content and will not hold me libel for any damages that may occur to your psyche or anything else if you proceed any further.

Ghostbusters has had a connection to the adult film industry since Day 1. Well, technically since late 1983 when principal photography on the movie was taking place. One of the extras standing outside the firehouse when the containment unit explodes is none other than adult film legend Ron Jeremy. You can see him in the film (widescreen version only) when Ray and Winston pull up in Ecto-1. Although Ron didn't star in any Ghostbusters-related porn productions, the fine folks at Hustler magazine were kind enough to put him in one anyway. A Cuntbusters mock movie poster was published in the November 1984 issue of Hustler magazine. As this was put together only a few months after the movie came out, it is probably one of the first No Ghost logo mods. Ron was "cast" in the Egon role, with John Holmes as Peter (in the middle), and John Leslie as Ray (on the right). Again, this is a mock movie poster. There is no actual film named Cuntbusters, especially not with these three stars in it.

Ron isn't the only porn star in a Ghostbusters production. Child star Jaimee Foxworth, who was one of the Kiddie Funk Singers (kids chorus) on the track "Movie Star" off of The Real Ghostbusters soundtrack album, would later go on to star in a handful of adult films under the names Crave and Monet. Unlike Ron Jeremy, who made his name in the adult film industry, Jaimee regrets her time in the business, even going on The Oprah Winfrey Show in January 2006 to proclaim it as "the biggest mistake of her life".

Let me take a second to make a quick mention of Playboy Playmate Kymberly Herrin (Miss March 1981) who played the dream ghost in Ghostbusters. I really don't consider Playboy to be pornography - at least not in the sense of everything else mentioned in this article - but for the sake of completedness, I'll give her this brief mention before I move on.

The adult film industry has a long history of making porn parodies of popular mainstream media, be it movies, television shows, video games, or even musical acts. Heck, one of the big trends in the business right now is making parodies of popular television shows using the actual names of the characters and calling it Not __________ XXX (insert real mainstream title in the blank). Horny Ghostbusters fans have not one, but TWO, Ghostbusters porn parodies to keep themselves entertained with.

Proving that people in Pornoland are always quick to get their product out, the first "parody" came out the same year the original film came out. Entitled Sexbusters! (1984), this 80-minute feature stars Karen Summers as Lola and Candi as Lana. (Sadly, Ron Jeremy is not in the film, though he did star in the probably non-Ghostbusters-related Rear Busters in 1989.) The DVD case describes the plot as such:
Here's a classic spoof of one of the most popular films of all time! The Sexbusters are a team of hot and horny ladies on-call to save relationships that are lacking in lust. Wives in need of sexual attention call the Sexbusters, and they're on the scene in no time to get their man's 'sextoplasm' flowing! This is an irresistible sex-flick you can't miss!
The movie was released on DVD in 2008 by Gourmet Video, though please be advised that the DVD was VERY poorly produced. You can read up on the DVD, as well as find more some completely safe video clips (and the theme song audio) on the Ghostbusters Connections page, in the Spoofs section.


Just in time for the 25th anniversary of both Ghostbusters and Sexbusters! we get the second porn parody: Nutbusters (2009). Not to be confused with a 2006 adult movie series with the same name, this Muffia production stars Shyla Stylez as the Gatekeeper and Jordan Ash as the Keymaster in scene 1; and Gianna Michaels as Egoo Spooge, Rachel Roxxx as Wankman, and Voodoo as Goozer in scene 2. Shonna is Spanks, the female Nutbuster who walks away after the fight that precedes scene 2. Yes, this one-hour "movie" is comprised of only two scenes. No story, no plot, and no credits - just two parody scenes and that's it! Half the cast listed on the DVD cover are from the bonus scenes included to pad out the DVD runtime (the three bonus scenes together are almost double the length of the one-hour feature presentation). Anyway, even though this isn't a movie in any real sense of the word (let's just call it a "video"), it IS a more accurate Ghostbusters parody. Well, more accurate than Sexbusters! at least. The DVD case describes the "plot" as such:
Gizz Clortho aka Keymaster of Goozer in a possessed state finds his way to the rooftop where Zuul the Gate Keeper is waiting for him. She lifts up her dress and bends over, he rips her clothes off and begins to follow through with his destiny. The Nut Busters then walk onto the roof and fire their beams at Goozer who attempts to fight them off. Eventually Egoo and Wankman jump on top of Goozer, tearing him apart with their raw sexuality.
The movie does not contain any variations on the Ghostbusters theme song, though the DVD main menu contains a short sample that sounds like they're saying "Yachtbusters!". There IS a knock-off logo in the movie. A few completely safe images can be found on the Ghostbusters Connections page, in the Spoofs section.

VIDEOS CONTAIN MINOR NUDITY (BUT NO SEX) WHERE NOTED

The problem with both of these Ghostbusters porn parodies is that neither of them comes close to the potential that exists in a Ghostbusters porn parody. If there was ever any film that is best suited for a porn parody, it's Ghostbusters. Watch the film with a dirty mind, and the sex scenes just write themselves! I've had ideas running through my head for years (which I've been meaning to write up as a fan fiction script). If anyone out there in the adult film industry wants to pay me, I'll write an EPIC Ghostbusters porn parody. Of course, the producers would have to be willing to make a long film with many sex and non-sex scenes - like the four-hour, 11 scene, Adam & Eve/Zero Tolerance 2008 collaboration Roller Dollz (a film so jam-packed that it's split across two discs - even on Blu-Ray!). And they'd also have to be willing to reach out to the Ghostbusters fan community for authentic-looking props (including an Ecto-1 replica). I'm sure there would be many fans willing to lend their homemade props, or even offer their services to make some for the film. They can run it by the lawyers as to what props/etc. they'd need to change (besides the logo, obviously), but they could probably slap a Not The Ghostbusters XXX title on it (with a disclaimer), and be fine. Though I've always felt that a more appropriate title for a parody would be Ghost Lusters, which actually is the name of an all-girl feature from 1990 (also known as The Girls Are Ghostlusters) about a ghost that haunts the set of an all-girl adult movie.

They could even film it in the actual Los Angeles firehouse that was used for the interiors of Ghostbusters headquarters in both movies. It's not like an adult movie hasn't been filmed there before. Yes, that leads in to yet another Ghostbusters/Porn connection. Flashpoint (1998), one of the first big budget, multi-studio collaborations (Adam & Eve and Wicked) in adult film history, was filmed inside the Ghostbusters' Los Angeles firehouse. The movie is about the lives of the firefighters at station #23 (the same number as the one that used to occupy the firehouse in real-life), and in true Ghostbusters fashion, the exteriors of the station are filmed at a complete different location. Unlike Ghostbusters, the exterior doesn't match the interior at all. However, the "suicidal jumper" scene was filmed on top of the firehouse, even though it was supposed to take place at a location far away from Station #23 headquarters.

The movie was filmed in September 1997 (the re-released DVD states October 1997) and was originally released in 1998 under the title Flashpoint on a dual-sided DVD. Ten years later it was re-edited and re-released as a 4-disc set under the new title Flashpoint X. More images, including behind the scenes pictures, as well as comments from director Brad Armstrong about the firehouse, can be found on the Los Angeles Firehouse page.

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In closing I present the final Ghostbusters/Porn connection that I know of: adult fan art! It should come as no surprise that just about any cartoon character ever created has been "fantasized" into adult situations by artists who have no better use for their talents. That's not to say that I have no appreciation for adult artwork, but some of the stuff I've seen in researching this part of the article is downright ridiculous. Should you wish to see the characters from The Real Ghostbusters and Extreme Ghostbusters (and even Filmation's Ghostbusters) - though mostly Janine and Kylie - in some very hardcore adult situations, check out the Rule 34, Hentai Foundry, ImageFap, and Cartoon Reality websites. Again, there's some VERY EXPLICIT STUFF AT THESE SITES, so don't say that I didn't warn you.

Special thanks to Ghostbusters News for first alerting me to Nutbusters, Chris from Proton Charging for breaking the news back in 2005 of Ron Jeremy in Ghostbusters and for giving me the Cuntbusters mock poster image, Sean Berry for the Cartoon Reality link, and the unknown person who uploaded an untitled video file of Jenna Jameson's sex scene in Flashpoint ten years ago that made me look for that film because those green and white walls in the background sure looked familiar.

[UPDATE - 7/14/2010]
On Fri. June 11th & Sat. June 12th, 2010, Epic Win Burlesque held a Ghostbusters-themed show at The Tank Theater in New York City. The show starred Boo Bess the Baroness as Janine, Bonnie Voy'age as Slimer, Victoria Privates as Dana Barrett as Zuul, Miss Mary Cyn as Gozer, Lefty Lucy as Stay Puft, Magdalena Fox as Sugar Skull/Day of the Dead, and BB Heart as Japanese Horror Ghost. It was hosted by Nelson Lugo and Schaffer The Darklord. Below are some links to photos and videos from the show. I didn't get to see the show in person, but from looking at the photos and video, it looked rather stupid. I could have come up with something better. However, the gals portraying Janine and Gozer nailed the look of their characters perfectly and were the clear highlights of the show. [UPDATE - 2/10/2011]
stbusters adult movie called This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX. Information and multimedia can be found here.
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8 comments

Comment from: Anon [Visitor]

I got a heads up that Toby, one of the world famous Suicide Girls, has submitted a new photo-set and the theme is something familiar. What? You thought all Ghostbusters fans worked inside an office 24-7, like me?

…and she sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above the covers.

Now, here’s the trick – this is a big kids link and by extention is NSFW. So, if you’re at your job or too young to know what a Suicide Girl is, you shouldn’t follow this link (or any link in this post, for that matter.) And if you happen to, it’s got nothing to do with me. I am not my reader’s keeper. That said, check this out…

“I’m Dr. Venkman, this is Dr. Stantz… and Toby”

http://protoncharging.com/gb/2006/02/15/busting-makes-her-feel-good/
Jan. 24, 2010 @ 23:45
Comment from: Paul Rudoff [Member] Email
I totally forgot all about that Proton Charging Suicide Girls post. However, it's kinda moot as PC's "warning page", which contains the link to the photo set, is no longer online.

I did find the link to the photo set, but unless you pay to join the set, there's nothing to see there. Not even any preview thumbnails.

The only previews are these two that somebody posted to PC's comments: No Nudity and Nudity.
Jan. 25, 2010 @ 15:19
Comment from: Paul Rudoff [Member] Email
I was just reminded of this sorta GB/porn connection from the South Park episode "Over Logging":

Randy: [covered in semen] Oh..ah..there was...there was a ghost! The..Ectoplasm. Did you see the ghost? Ran through here and slimed me.

Jan. 28, 2010 @ 15:54
Comment from: Steven Reed [Visitor] Email
That was just bizarre
Jan. 29, 2010 @ 10:33
Comment from: Andy [Visitor]
LOL ... zone-archive (saw the link on one pic) seems to have even more "artwork" of Kylie. Check out the thumbnails at: http://www.zone-archive.com/tour1.html Anyone got a password? ;)
Feb. 7, 2010 @ 11:24
Comment from: Paul Rudoff [Member] Email
Andy - Thanks for the link. There sure are a lot more Kylie pics there. Too bad it's a pay site, but at least I have a few of their images represented here.
Feb. 10, 2010 @ 21:57
Comment from: Anonymous [Visitor]
I found this by accident *joke*: 3 Kylie shockwave flash files
and more RGB pics (not uploaded by me). Happy new year!

Jan. 4, 2011 @ 05:03
Comment from: Paul Rudoff [Member] Email
Those are some very interesting finds, Anonymous. It makes me wonder just how much MORE naughty GB fan art is out there.

Whomever the artist is of the original fan art, much kudos of originality goes out to him/her for pairing up Gozer and the Terror Dog like that. I can honestly say that I've never see that before :-)
Jan. 6, 2011 @ 17:42

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