Pauls Merchandise For Sale

Due to financial problems, I'm forced to sell a lot of the items I've collected over the past 20+ years (from my childhood until the present). This page will serve as the hub of the items I've put up for sale, as well as to present all of the relevant shipping information and terms & conditions of sale, so as to cover my butt legally. I'm selling everything on an "as is, no refunds or exchanges" basis, as I would if I were having a yard sale. I guess you could call this my Virtual Yard Sale, though I will be listing a lot of the items for much less than they're actually worth, because I need them to sell quickly.

My Items For Sale Gallery


My eBay Listings


My Terms & Conditions of Sale



Shipping & Handling Rates (U.S. ONLY)

Since I have to base my shipping rates on item price, and the USPS base it on weight, I will ship your item(s) the fastest method possible given the weight of your package and the amount I'm charging for shipping. In most cases that will be First Class, though in some cases it will be Media Mail, Parcel Post, or Priority Mail. I don't offer combined shipping, though if multiple items are ordered and there is considerable excess left after the actual shipping cost and processing costs are deducted, I will refund you the difference. That doesn't happen often, as I rarely even get the item price on eBay. These are my shipping and handling rates for within the United States only.

Item Price  Shipping Cost 
From To
$0.01 $4.99 $4.75
$5.00 $6.99 $5.25
$7.00 $8.99 $6.25
$9.00 $9.99 $6.50
$10.00 $12.99 $6.80
$13.00 $14.99 $7.05
$15.00 $17.99 $7.40
$18.00 $21.99 $8.80
$22.00 $24.99 $9.35
$25.00 $29.99 $10.10
$30.00 $35.99 $10.75
$36.00 $39.99 $11.40
$40.00 $49.99 $13.85
$50.00 $59.99 $14.00
$60.00 $74.99 $16.00
  • CONTACT ME: If you have any questions or problems, please feel free to e-mail me.
  • CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS: You must be 18 years of age or older and currently residing in the United States in order to make a purchase from me.
  • PAYMENT METHODS: I only accept payment via PayPal (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, eCheck, PayPal funds). I do NOT accept checks, but you can pay with your checking account through PayPal (that's what an eCheck is). If you don't have a PayPal account, you can still pay with a credit/debit card (one of the previous ones mentioned).
    Visa MasterCard American Express Discover eCheck PayPal
  • SHIPPING: Items will be shipped once payment is received. I will ship the package to the mailing address you have registered with PayPal. Most of the items I sell will ship via Priority Mail, though UPS is used for more expensive items. Only in rare cases is Media Mail, First Class Mail, or Parcel Post used. It all depends upon the value and weight of the item. My shipping rates are listed in the table displayed above, which is for shipping within the United States only. The rates are based on item price, not weight. I can not accept orders from outside of the United States.
  • INSURANCE: Insurance is not included, but can be purchased for an additional fee.
  • SALES TAX: All orders incur a 5% sales tax.
  • LOST MAIL: Please check your mailing address before you give it to me (I will ship the package to the mailing address you have registered with PayPal). I'm not responsible for lost or misdirected mail. If your package is returned to me by the post office, I can reship it if you give me the correct mailing address and pay for the additional shipping charges. If your package is NOT returned to me, and you didn't pay for insurance, there's nothing I can do. (If you did pay for insurance, I will file a claim with the post office [or other delivery service], but expect for it to take a few weeks or months before they respond with their findings.)
  • RETURN POLICY: All sales are final, everything is sold AS IS (with no implied or expressed guarantees), there are no refunds or exchanges, though I describe everything as best as I can so you'll know what you're getting before you buy it.
  • RARE SHIPMENT DELAYS: Although I fulfill orders in a timely manner, I am occassionally away from my house (and thus away from my computer) on business. Usually I am away for 3-4 days, though on rare occassions I can be away for as long as a week. If I am home when I receive your order, then I can get your item shipped out within 24-48 hours. If I am away, then I will mail out your item within 24-48 hours of when I get back. In either case, you will receive an e-mail from me or from the shipping service I use to let you know that the package will be shipping out soon. This is usually the only e-mail I send out. -->