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Posted by Paul Rudoff on January 14, 1998:
(on the old "Ghostbusters/Spook Central Message Board")

Why don't any of the EGB's customers complain about them being kids?

For instance, this SHOULD happen:

[the EGBs enter the building]

KYLIE
Where's the ghost problem?

CUSTOMER
Who the hell are you guys?

GARRETT
We're the Ghostbusters.

CUSTOMER
No you're not. You're just a bunch of kids. I want the REAL Ghostbusters.

EDUARDO
Hey, man. We ARE the real Ghostbusters.

CUSTOMER
How old are you guys?

ROLAND
Ah, we're 17 and 18 ...

CUSTOMER
17 AND 18 YEARS OLD!!! Why aren't you in school? I'm not letting a bunch of immature, school drop-outs run around my store with their high-tech pea-shooters. Now all of you get out of here and don't come back until you have notes from your parents.


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